Those are SHORTS!

When you work in the financial district you see a lot of interesting clothing styles. Some things make sense, but others don't. Now that it is finally summer, it seems like many women are pulling out their stand-by "professional-yet-comfortable-in-hot weather" clothing called: Culottes. Straight up... i HATE them. I don't understand how this is business attire. Lets be real... they are shorts... well at least some types of them. Last week and into this weekend I started a discussion with some of my co-workers and my sister about these things. All of them argued that they were pants... just a little shorter. Their idea is that as along as it hits the knee it is not a pair of shorts. But for real... these are shorts:

If they come to the knee and are skinny as these... they are SHORTS.

I will except that these are more than shorts:

If you want to wear these ugly ass "pants" and give yourself a wedgie... go ahead. Of course you could wear a thong with a pair of dress pants to achieve the same feeling.

Truthfully, I'm just a little salty that i can't wear shorts in the office, but yet women can as long as they call them "culottes." you're not slick ladies... i'm on to ya... haha

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I bought these today:

just for the hell of it really. I haven't tried the Hyphy Juice (probably won't... i bought it just because i live in the Bay really). The 40 Water tastes just like quarter water, which makese sense based on the name. It was pretty much what i expected.

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I found this cassette tape on the way home today:

It could be some funky ass music... or really bad poppy music... i don't know because i don't have a tape player in my house :(

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Flight of the Conchords might just be the next great TV show. the stories/delivery... plus the random songs... awesome!!!

http://www.hbo.com/conchords/

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For your viewing pleasure:

Reasons why I love this crazy little world of ours...

Cause big asses can be dangerous:
http://au.news.yahoo.com/070608/19/13p3n.html

I never would have ever pictured this (and those that know me know i can come up with crazy ideas), but this is one of the GREATEST ideas ever:
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Cities/City_Supplements/Bombay_Times/Mike_Tysons_Bollywood_encounter/articleshow/2095600.cms

I love this world... hahahaha

Dear Summer,

A few reasons why I love the summer:

The above is the BEST flavor of ice cream ever created. Seriously. I dare anyone to state a better flavor.

Straight Outta Compton

Blue Styrofoam

Blue styrofoam is great! I think styrofoam should come in multiple colors... it would make openning packages much more interesting. Blue styrofoam just looks more interesting than boring white styrofoam. Look at it:

I think I have succeeded in posting the most random and boring blog I've ever post. I promise I'll try harder in the future to post more entertaining things.

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In other news... I now own "Scarface" on Laserdisc. I don't own a Laserdisc player (and never will), but I own "Scarface" on Laserdisc. It isn't even one of my favorite movies anymore... haha. You gotta understand the greatness of this situation. This is the highlight of my week so far... hahahahahaha

Knocked Up

This:
is a great movie!

It is a nice love story with some great comedy in it. I liked it much more than 40 Year Old Virgin. The jokes hit perfectly and the story was great from beginning to the end. Seth Rogen and Katherine Heigl were great as the leads. They even got away with a few things i was surprised about.

Judd Apatow has serious talent...

One of the best parts was that he had some great co-stars and cameos... including Martin Starr...

Jason Segel...

Paul Feig was in it... he even got James Franco to do a cameo... All the "Freaks & Geeks" fans know whats up. They even cast Harlod Ramis as Seth Rogen's pops... simply great.

THIS movie is gonna be awesome as well: